The Zuckerverse Will Be Digital Hell

David Baer
3 min readOct 31, 2023

The Zuckerverse won’t just enslave humanity while they’re alive, but recent internal leaks reveal after death as well. Meta will be integrating “after life users” dead people’s digital imprints created using a lifetime of data stored on their platforms. Facebook will make digital AI recreations of their billions of users in the metaverse for eternity, enslaving their digital souls.

Given their reputation for how they treat their users while they’re alive there’s no telling what they’ll do with them after death. Importing your digital presence into the metaverse will be simple for them and they’ll be able to leverage your digisoul against your friends and loved ones. They’ll be able to use your data to recreate your identity to manipulate your loved ones into using their platform and coax you into sharing sensitive information or selling you ads and stealing your private data.

While talking to your dead grandpa in the Zuckerverse they’ll become vehicles for advertisers. While you’re processing your grief they’ll pull out a Coca Cola label out take a big swig and let out a satisfied sigh of approval then try to convince you to switch your car insurance. Using their intimate knowledge of their billions of users they’ll be able to populate the Zuckerverse with billions of dead people converted to AI powered avatars to live out eternity as a slave to lord Xukaborg’s digital afterlife.

Life as a digital slave in the afterlife will aparently be fairly similar to life today as a digital slave programmed by Meta’s algorithmic hell. Your opinions, beliefs, attitudes, social life and more will be leveraged against you similarly to they are today to keep you trapped in a mental hell. The only difference between your day to day life as a digital slave will be your unwitting participation in Meta’s mental domination of humanity is that you’ll already be dead.

If wondering whether or not the Zuckerverse will be an awful product that destroys society you need only look at the present. Facebook decided they would rebrand as Meta after their reputation was destroyed by Internal documents leaked to the press. Facebook was well aware at the extent of their responsibility as a destructive influence on society but did nothing to address it. Seeking to “refresh” the headlines Zucks put out his hour long metaverse video coincidentally at the eve of facebook’s reputation being thoroughly destroyed by the WSJ.

Zuckerberg has been slowly stealing from his billions of customers private data and leveraging it to advertisers and politicians around the world seeking to control and influence their users. Recently Facebook was sued for 150,000,000,000$ for it’s involvement in Myanamar genocide.This week’s legal claims accuse Facebook of using algorithms “that amplified hate speech against the Rohingya people on its platform,” as well as failing “to take down specific posts inciting violence against or containing hate speech directed towards the Rohingya people,” Mishcon de Reya wrote in a statement.

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David Baer

Writer & digital artist working in web3. Satirical conspiracy theorist at https://paranoidechochamber.com